The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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