he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Acid is not a monday night drug
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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