careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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