The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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