3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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