I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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