What a fucking waste of an outfit
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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