Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize