Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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