Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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