I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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