I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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