Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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