sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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