i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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