Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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