We're like a lot better than the average bears
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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