I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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