Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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