Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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