I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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