Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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