we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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