how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm too high and old for this...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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