You're a womanizer and a bitch.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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