You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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