i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
They are going to name an STD after you.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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