The maid of honor just puked.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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