VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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