I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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i've created a new STD.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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