he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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