why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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