ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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