Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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