You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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