we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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