And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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