my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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