Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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