Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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