hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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