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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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