We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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