no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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