wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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