Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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