4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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