That's intense
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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