If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have fence marks all over my body
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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