I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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