They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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