shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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